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s a t 03.20.04 | 7:46 pm
tiffany, why you so pimp
teera and nemo come over. the two fucking raddest girls ever. and they cook me lunch. and we drink beer on the porch. and we get pedicures.
so then i take a nap 'cause miss was runnin' on only four hours of sleep and you know i need more than that to survive. so i slept. then i got my ass up drove to school and took a final. took that shit. and i get home and there's...
and there's
and let's not forget...
even the fridge is sex-ed out. we wouldn't have it any other way for my birthday.
i start drinking early. i mean, early. it was seven pm. large mixed drink of teera surprise to start. we're drunk. but we decide to eat big cheese before we keep drinking. the alcohol is just working over little hungry nemo.
but we don't have enough money for lots of pizza. we only have enough for special people that i really like. so we hid it in our room and locked the door and stole some beer.
then everyone and their mom starts showing up. even guy from myspace. the guy that everyone is in love with, by the way.
and he brought a friend. he was cute too.
everyone is having a fucking grand time. i am losing shit left and right but i keep on going with the drinking and smoking and prescription. and it gets loud. and the cops come right as i'm hanging out with anti.
and all the lame people clear out and the rad kids hide in the alley and come back after i get my warning. "you know, miss. you should watch the company you keep. it doesn't make us happy when we open the door to your house and people yell 'HEY FUCK YOU! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!'"
sorry, officer?
even jesus was there! even a homeless guy! everyone was awesome. everybody is lovely and i love my friends. i drank so much. i am proud. i'd say 2 large mixed teera surprises, 2 coors tall, 2 newcastle, 1 pint newcastle, 2 buds, 1 heine, +++keg beer, vodka shots, 2 vicodin, 3 bowls, gave 2 received 2 lap dances, lots of kisses. i'm a motherfucking champ.
w e d 03.17.04 | 2:11 pm
3rd person speak what up
so let's just get down to brass tax, t. you been a bad little girl all quarter. well, you've never been the best citizen ever... or student... ever. but this time you really fucked it up, kid. based on how much you currently know for your quick approaching finals... i think you're going to fail. but hey, last quarter you failed two finals, t. and you still passed those classes. but that was last quarter. i still had 'a's on a few midterms that boosted that shit. this quarter i already failed 2 midterms. the fuck. is. up. so 'scuse me while i dig myself a hole 'cause lord knows momma got a shovel too. i'm gonna disappear 'til tuesday so i can get my shit together. seriously. only studying going on in this girl's brain. the exception being friday night. other than that, i am all brains for the rest of my teen life. what a fucking way to spend the rest of the few 19 yr old days i got left. so i missed a few... okay, many lectures and decided my time would be better spent at the beach or in my bed? so i have fallen asleep in almost every single multivariable calc lecture i've ever been to. so i have never been on time to my 8am chem lecture. none of that matters. the part that matters is the test that counts for 50% of my final grade. fuck. ing. a. it's okay. i'm not worried. i can do this. i'll fucking do it. i can learn a quarter's worth of material for two difficult classes in five days.
m o n 03.15.04 | 1:12 pm
you know the night is getting really good when you are sitting in the keg room at albertson's. the one with the sign on it that says "come on in!" and of course we all say "OKAY!" the people of newport beach are different. they are all in the albertson's at night making what i like to call.. party purchases. ice, soda, juice, jell-o, and if you are super fancy like us, straws. i love how a night starts off with teera coming over, progresses when gabe and sarah get here, keeps going when we visit the neighbors that i don't really know to spend quality time with them and their party, and finishes with sex and spooning and waking up in the morning with sun shooting in the window and teera telling me "tiffany... my ass hurts." that was five person mischief. this friday is possibly _ _ _ person mischief. and i think that spells trouble! wow, i don't know when i will work in the studying for the finals i am afraid of failing but... sure.
m o n 03.15.04 | 12:46 pm
i went to a show last night. you might not like them because they are so big now and maybe you are thinking why like when everyone is starting to like? but i don't care. they are still awesome. i don't care if kroq plays them. if they are on mtv. if they have guys selling bootleg shirts outside the venues for $5 same as britney spears outside staples center. it does not matter... because...
we should be able to borrow sugar and shit
take a deep breath babe 'cause we just started.
karen o. rocks the heineken keg can. and you know i dig the keg can! you know it.
that is demetra whizzing by the front of the fonda.
that is us driving home after being very satisfied. yeah yeah yeahs love.
