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saturday 06.01.02 | 10:40 pm
martha stewart can do it. it can be done. 'tis a good thing, she would say. two minute corsage. it's called the two minute corsage. it basically means you just cut a slit in some fatty ribbon and stick a big flower in it. but hey, it looks better than those cheap elastic baby breath things you pay $15 for. and everyone gets those. how could i not make mine? i'm a crafty girl, no?
thursday 05.30.02 | 5:40 pm
today was a chic hollywood shopping day.
wednesday 05.29.02 | 7:54 pm
have your cake and eat it too. today was hotter than a crotch! i got a white carnation at the csf luncheon. i am a potential sealbearer... gasp! robert came over and we watched harry potter, ate cake, and washed my car. my car has water spots but from afar, you can't even tell. it looks shiny and new! my mom said nothing except "why do you always have to drive him around?" and that was the end of it.
tuesday 05.28.02 | 9:21 pm
i hope robert feels better. on a lighter note, i baked! i baked a cake! it was an enlightening experience. i think i want to bake more often. martha stewart, eat your heart out! so today i went to sav-on to pick up my photos but they weren't ready so i just walked on over to vons. i got some red velvet cake mix and cherry vanilla icing. but i have no vons card! silly moi! so i put in my phone number and that was a bust. then i tried again but i put in robert's phone number. bingo! thanks, mrs. di battista. thanks for the cake pans too. you saved me $1.55 today.
monday 05.27.02 | 8:56 pm
i have cracked my mom. i think i have finally done it.
sunday 05.26.02 | 10:23 pm
today was... long.
clitourist corsage
i want to be saucy too. i want saucy undergarments.
today i got a new jacket from the gap. it has two buttons. my mom always tells me that my clothes are too small. maybe she's right but i like my clothes fairly snug because i'm small on top... i can get away with it most of the time. it's not like i've got knockers out to here and i have to get big shirts to house 'em. but oh well. maybe one day i'll be really petite and then i'll show her! see you labia! gigglegigglegiggle... robby and i were reading the clitourist today. it was so cute. you might think, how can that be? but really, look into it.
dance your cares away! worries for another day! let the music play! down in fraggle rock!
their umbrellas should be pink
skipping school and seeing your family instead isn't so bad... especially when you get new clothes.
i got my pictures back and it was one of those rolls which a few pictures were taken here and there with some pictures going back as far as february. and it's strange but i feel like i should have more pictures in there. a lot of them turned out blurry... but i guess that's the problem when your drunk friends take the camera.
time to work.
i am a cricket
i'm playing hookey from school tomorrow! i'm missing some things but it's nothing i really care about. golden state exams? no. tutoring? no, i can make that up. turning in that rsvp? no, they'll understand. once you know what you're responsible for and what things you can stretch... everything is a lot easier. school schmool. i want to use up my absences. see you later unless my mom disagrees with me and makes me go to school. i think teera's my friend again. sister.
move out of my way, betty crocker
after i got home me mum and my sis wanted to go to harry's. we talked about robert the whole time because he is the new hot topic. then we were at k-mart buying socks and i said "mommy, can we have this?" with my eyes lit up pointing to the harry potter dvd. yeah, we have harry potter.
the lady at vons said "jane di battista? is this your mom?" because i really don't look like a di battista... i said "no, it's not my mom."
tonight i went to my sister's honors ceremony at csun. the guest speaker went on and on about how csun is a good school and they are just as good as people at harvard. i'm not sure what he meant. because, well, no, they are not as smart as those kids. let's be honest. csun is high school++, half-step above community college. harvard is for valedictorians. that doesn't make them stupid. they're not bad people. but let's not jump to conclusions here. office space! i'm in a really good mood.
the thomas crown affair
maybe it was the movie that did it. but she isn't being mean or anything. she hasn't thrown weighty consequences... nothing. none of the usual "you can never leave the house again", "i will stab you if he comes into this house again" business.
memorial day made for a very disagreeable parking structure and a sold out afternoon movie. what to do, what to do? after sitting in barnes and noble for half an hour and making people nervous... we went to, GASP, my house. we had movie in hand. my mom came home and she did not say a peep. it was so strange. and she has said hardly a peep at all.
except for the "why did robert come over? i thought you went out for a movie." i explained and she made no real reply. "oh." later i said "mommy, the new thomas crown affair is so different from the old one." "i know. when did you see it?" "today, we rented it." "you did!" then we talked about faye dunaway and steve mcqueen for a bit. then she said "your robert likes old movies?" and i said "yes, my robert has good taste." ...and she's watching the movie right at this moment.
graduation daydream
ah, i love gerber daisies. we got my sister a bunch of pink pretties for her graduation. that graduation.. every time i go to something like this i say, [okay... this time i'm going to pay attention. i'm not going to be somewhere else. this is special. i should be here.]
after flora went up and her two minutes were spoken about her i completely blanked out. i was daydreaming... quite vividly. i was getting that puppy love thing where i was like "where's robert? i wonder where he is. i wonder what he's doing right now." trying to trace him on the map inside my head, like a mall directory... robert is HERE. then i was wondering if robert was going to burst into the doors of that hall and rescue me. but he didn't...i thought that might have been too much.
i was wondering what he looked like dressed up. i want to tie his tie and shine his shoes. i want to keep something of his and the smell will never fade. i love his smell.
chris said, "Don't take life so seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway." oh chris.
